Distilled in Astoria is a celebration of the random as it uniquely exists in Astoria, Oregon. The mental musings and meanderings are merely figments of my own imagination. No wombats were harmed in the making of this blog. For a video cassette of this page, please mail a $3 bill.
So, fix yourself a cocktail, ensconce yourself in a comfy armchair, and abandon all hope, ye who enter here.